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Camila Cabello, famous for taking Shawn Mendes out for his walks and also being racist to her bandmate, is the newest Cinderella. In one of the most disgustingly Twitter fantasy casts since the live action Lion King, she is the lead of a movie that looks entirely too much like a Target commercial, but like for the Super Bowl. That isn’t even the most confusing aspect of her weird stardom among a demographic I’m frankly still trying to figure out. Neither is her weird obsession with laying down baby hair that…